If you leave home for ten days in May when you return it will rain for eight days straight.
On the ninth day, when you finally get a chance to mow, you will break a belt on the mower when you have 3/4 of the yard mowed.
You will then have to wait nine more days for the first available repair appointment.
You will be so upset over the broken belt you will forget to change from your mowing shoes to your walking shoes before walking on your gravel road and rough farm path route and your feet will hurt when you're done.
Your husband will tell you the belt broke because you tried to mow the grass while it was still too wet.
The End.
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